spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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woahreeselightning:

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Finally, a response.

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why-am-i-narrating:

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

You mean some people don’t do this?

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ilikcheez:

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chubbymon:

madmaxinabox:

The Wrath of Molly Weasley

Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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dashybashycrashymashy:

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the rugrats in paris + tumblr text posts

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thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

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The Zodiac Signs Weapon Of Choice In The Apocalypse

funastrology:

Aries- Knife

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Taurus- Baseball Bat

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Gemini- Pistol

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Cancer- Shotgun

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Leo- Ak-47

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Virgo- Sniper

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Libra-  Machete 

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Scorpio- Katana 

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Sagittarius- Bow and arrow or crossbow 

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Capricorn- Tomahawk 

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Aquarius- Frying pan

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Pisces- Revolver 

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